Lately it has been to easy, this world full of poor fools and beautiful whores are mine for the taking. My great intellect and physical attributes are greater than anything that the City of New York has to offer. For this very reason is why i am trying to get rid of Daisy i am simply to magnificent for one person to own everyone wants a piece of me. In reality they dont deserve to be treated like ladies they are mere toys for my enjoyment and i enjoy myrtle much much more. Speaking of Myrtle her friends are nothing more than slobs. The party was only alive by my presence, there were nine dwarf planets all revolving around me the sun without me they were nothing. Ohh Myrtle why am I even attracted to you someone like you who took that poor grease monkey we arent even on the same level. Lastly Nick it is to easy to tell you gravitate towards me yearning to be something like me, I can only chuckle and wish you goodluck.
All of that is good for you but uhh when is your man going to be ready with the car? I've been waiting for a very long time. What is this about Myrtle my wife a poor grease monkey? How dare you talk about my wife like she isn't a human. She is a very hot young lady if i do say so myself.
Tom, my lovely Tom, why don't you just tell Daisy about me? She might know about me but she will be heartbroken and wants to get divorced! Than we could be together, forever. I can get rid of George, that is the easiest thing! I just want to live with you, in a rich part of the Town! But don"t you ever talk like that about my friends! They can have fun without you too! I won't, I just want to be with you. I know that we are not on the same level, but If you would choose, we could be together on one level and together forever!
I don't deserve to be treated like a lady? I'm just a toy for your enjoyment? I'm way more than that! I could so easily take the baby and go. I can't believe you have been out partying with another girl while I'm home taking care of our baby.
uuummmm ok, so this is how its going to be get your act together or im leaving we have a kid together and I I AM JUST A TOY TO YOU. NO!!! OK you are a slob and myrtle, MYRTLE she is nothing but a low class b****. I don't want to get a rep. for being one if you are going to down grade to her. i hope you have fun getting STDs.
Hey Tom, George here. Have you seen my lovely wife, Myrtle? I miss her so much. Also, where in God's holy name is that car you wanted to sell me? I would love to get started on that some time.
Hey Tom, George here. Have you seen my lovely wife, Myrtle? I miss er so much. Also, where in God's holy name is that car? I need that thing as soon as possible! Last time I've checked Myrtle was with her sister. But, that was two days ago! If you see her please let me know!
hey baby, i had a lot of fun with you this week. im not surprised daisy or gorge noticed! they should just get married! we both know our love is stronger than anything! i know the comment about me in the cab wasn't true. i know you actually care for me and know im just as high class as you, see you again soon! mabye we an go to the drug store and get some expensive perfume.
I am so much better than you. I cant believe you would leave me at home alone and make me take care of our child, while you are out partying with another woman. I could easily leave you and take our child with you. You don't deserve someone like me.
hey Tom here i do not care about my wife and i dont realy care about what you think. I am rich very rich and i know it. I just like to spend money on alchol and parties. I hate my wife daisy and i cheat on her all of the time with Myrtle. And i dont really care if she knows. I live in a big house in the west egg. Bigger than alot of peoples because i am rich. I broke Myrtles nose once because she kept saying my wifes name Daisy.
hi, this is daisy. you know your wife, the woman you have a family with. where have you been? i bet you are with your woman up town. why would you cheat on me? what did i do to have you cheat on me? what does this myrtle girl have that i dont have? i just want to know why.
hello, my name is tom, im extremely rich and abusive and i love my women. im married to daisy but having a affair with myrtle. i like myrtle more because shes better in bed but i doubt that will happen for a whle because i kinda just broke her face at a party a few nights ago. but hey thats what the b*!$% gets for saying my wifes name, i mean ever one knows that im married and my wife even knows that im having an affair. the only thing i gotta say about daisy is if i catch her cheating on me i will smack her so hard her kids will come out dizzy. hopefully myrtle wont be mad at me after a while because like i said she is really good in bed but o well if she doesnt come back someone will. with all my money i attract women like s*** does stink
Hey man I'm still waiting on that car. Its been over a month now I'm getting real tired of waiting, I need the money. Please respond I'm looking forward making a few bucks, so call me up. Can you Stop by tomorrow and drop it off.
what goes around comes back around, Myrtle had no right to say my wife's name to disrespect me in that way. We are different, she is the lowest you can get on the social standard for our society. although she is dumber than a coal bucket and poor as dirt she has the flame I'm looking for.
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF ME IN THIS WAY!!!!!!!!! You said you loved me and to hit me like that for saying her name?! That is no way to treat a lady! I have sacrificed so much to be with you and you treat me like an animal!!
Tom why did you not tell Daisy about me? It feels like you can't really love me if we don't get married. I wish you would just dump that hag and marry me I mean I have a lot more to offer than her. The child is barley 2 so it wouldn't bother her if you left her as well she would never have to know! It would be so easy for me to leave that old man George he is worthless to me all I care about is money and he has none absolutley nothing.
Even though you were being a drunken B**** last night and hit me all you have to do is let me get a nose job and let me buy some more cute dogs and then we will be all good honey. Oh and let me go to some of those parties and not be an A** around me and show me off. I mean im a catch anyone would very glad to have me.
Why would you just take my wife like that and ruin our marriage. After everything i did for her you just take her away. All you do is use and and buy her whatever she wants si that she stay with you
im sick of that p**sy of a man george. Mrytle is mine and he has no clue , what a f**king clue. He thinks im getting a car ha people should adress him as sh*t for brains. mrytle fits me better than daisy, she doesnt fulfill my needs. Im a man with needs not a boy with a toy, im the real deal baby. Im ritch and your a b***h so its a fit.
Lately it has been to easy, this world full of poor fools and beautiful whores are mine for the taking. My great intellect and physical attributes are greater than anything that the City of New York has to offer. For this very reason is why i am trying to get rid of Daisy i am simply to magnificent for one person to own everyone wants a piece of me. In reality they dont deserve to be treated like ladies they are mere toys for my enjoyment and i enjoy myrtle much much more.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Myrtle her friends are nothing more than slobs. The party was only alive by my presence, there were nine dwarf planets all revolving around me the sun without me they were nothing. Ohh Myrtle why am I even attracted to you someone like you who took that poor grease monkey we arent even on the same level. Lastly Nick it is to easy to tell you gravitate towards me yearning to be something like me, I can only chuckle and wish you goodluck.
All of that is good for you but uhh when is your man going to be ready with the car? I've been waiting for a very long time. What is this about Myrtle my wife a poor grease monkey? How dare you talk about my wife like she isn't a human. She is a very hot young lady if i do say so myself.
DeleteTom, my lovely Tom, why don't you just tell Daisy about me? She might know about me but she will be heartbroken and wants to get divorced! Than we could be together, forever. I can get rid of George, that is the easiest thing! I just want to live with you, in a rich part of the Town!
DeleteBut don"t you ever talk like that about my friends! They can have fun without you too! I won't, I just want to be with you. I know that we are not on the same level, but If you would choose, we could be together on one level and together forever!
I don't deserve to be treated like a lady? I'm just a toy for your enjoyment? I'm way more than that! I could so easily take the baby and go. I can't believe you have been out partying with another girl while I'm home taking care of our baby.
Deleteuuummmm ok, so this is how its going to be get your act together or im leaving we have a kid together and I I AM JUST A TOY TO YOU. NO!!! OK you are a slob and myrtle, MYRTLE she is nothing but a low class b****. I don't want to get a rep. for being one if you are going to down grade to her. i hope you have fun getting STDs.
DeleteHey Tom, George here. Have you seen my lovely wife, Myrtle? I miss her so much. Also, where in God's holy name is that car you wanted to sell me? I would love to get started on that some time.
DeleteHey Tom, George here. Have you seen my lovely wife, Myrtle? I miss er so much. Also, where in God's holy name is that car? I need that thing as soon as possible! Last time I've checked Myrtle was with her sister. But, that was two days ago! If you see her please let me know!
Deletei still love you ....
Deletehey baby, i had a lot of fun with you this week. im not surprised daisy or gorge noticed! they should just get married! we both know our love is stronger than anything! i know the comment about me in the cab wasn't true. i know you actually care for me and know im just as high class as you, see you again soon! mabye we an go to the drug store and get some expensive perfume.
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DeleteI am so much better than you. I cant believe you would leave me at home alone and make me take care of our child, while you are out partying with another woman. I could easily leave you and take our child with you. You don't deserve someone like me.
Deletehey Tom here i do not care about my wife and i dont realy care about what you think. I am rich very rich and i know it. I just like to spend money on alchol and parties. I hate my wife daisy and i cheat on her all of the time with Myrtle. And i dont really care if she knows. I live in a big house in the west egg. Bigger than alot of peoples because i am rich. I broke Myrtles nose once because she kept saying my wifes name Daisy.
ReplyDeletehey tom its gatsby .. i think your a pretty cool guy were both rich and we get the girls ..come down to my place and will chill out
Deletehi, this is daisy. you know your wife, the woman you have a family with. where have you been? i bet you are with your woman up town. why would you cheat on me? what did i do to have you cheat on me? what does this myrtle girl have that i dont have? i just want to know why.
Deletehello, my name is tom, im extremely rich and abusive and i love my women. im married to daisy but having a affair with myrtle. i like myrtle more because shes better in bed but i doubt that will happen for a whle because i kinda just broke her face at a party a few nights ago. but hey thats what the b*!$% gets for saying my wifes name, i mean ever one knows that im married and my wife even knows that im having an affair. the only thing i gotta say about daisy is if i catch her cheating on me i will smack her so hard her kids will come out dizzy.
ReplyDeletehopefully myrtle wont be mad at me after a while because like i said she is really good in bed but o well if she doesnt come back someone will. with all my money i attract women like s*** does stink
I love you Tom!!!! I want to rub against you so I smell like money too! LOVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!
DeleteStay away from my MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey man I'm still waiting on that car. Its been over a month now I'm getting real tired of waiting, I need the money. Please respond I'm looking forward making a few bucks, so call me up. Can you Stop by tomorrow and drop it off.
Deletewhat goes around comes back around, Myrtle had no right to say my wife's name to disrespect me in that way. We are different, she is the lowest you can get on the social standard for our society. although she is dumber than a coal bucket and poor as dirt she has the flame I'm looking for.
ReplyDeleteHOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF ME IN THIS WAY!!!!!!!!! You said you loved me and to hit me like that for saying her name?! That is no way to treat a lady! I have sacrificed so much to be with you and you treat me like an animal!!
Deleteuhm excuse me ? i thought you loved me ......
ReplyDeleteTom why did you not tell Daisy about me? It feels like you can't really love me if we don't get married. I wish you would just dump that hag and marry me I mean I have a lot more to offer than her. The child is barley 2 so it wouldn't bother her if you left her as well she would never have to know! It would be so easy for me to leave that old man George he is worthless to me all I care about is money and he has none absolutley nothing.
ReplyDeleteEven though you were being a drunken B**** last night and hit me all you have to do is let me get a nose job and let me buy some more cute dogs and then we will be all good honey. Oh and let me go to some of those parties and not be an A** around me and show me off. I mean im a catch anyone would very glad to have me.
Why would you just take my wife like that and ruin our marriage. After everything i did for her you just take her away. All you do is use and and buy her whatever she wants si that she stay with you
ReplyDeleteim sick of that p**sy of a man george. Mrytle is mine and he has no clue
ReplyDelete, what a f**king clue. He thinks im getting a car ha people should adress him as sh*t for brains. mrytle fits me better than daisy, she doesnt fulfill my needs. Im a man with needs not a boy with a toy, im the real deal baby. Im ritch and your a b***h so its a fit.